Queen of Tea

(Also the absent-minded professor of Psuedo-Sciences)

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

it’s even worse having to explain to you mom that no, you don’t have a surprise girlfriend you neglected to tell her about in there with you.

(via the-yodelling-muffin)